Naps are a punishment for a child but a treat for an adult
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Summer Lovin'
Just your typical new yorker.
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People who say they’re “bad at cooking” are really just bad at following directions
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Hours upon hours can be wasted on your phone when you have more important things to do, but nothing on your phone is interesting enough when you actually have to kill time.
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If you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less “bedroom”.
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In HS, you’re afraid to check your grades. In adult life, you’re afraid to check your bank account. In college, you’re afraid of both.
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Being an adult is like carrying a huge ball of laundry, you think you’ve got everything under control until you look back and see all of your socks scattered across the floor.
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Hearing one of your favorite songs on the radio sounds immensely more satisfying than choosing to listen to it on your own.
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teacher: i graded your tests. some of you didn’t do so well
me: @ me
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